Dear Carlizzi,

How much coffee can I safely consume without dying?                                                                                                                         Sincerely, coffee_addict

Dear coffee_addict,

Great question! Thanks for writing in! The interesting part about coffee consumption is that it really all depends on your size. For example, I, as a 115-pound female, have a recommended daily intake of 1.9 cups of brewed coffee a day. However, it would take 48.2 cups of brewed coffee to kill me. Find out how you can die of coffee consumption here! 

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Dear Carlizzi,

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. What should I do?                                                                                                                   Sincerely, trouble_in_paradise

Dear trouble_in_paradise,

I have been in a relationship where I went through this same thing about seven times. Each time he provided a wonderful explanation of what ~really~ happened (because he’d never cheat!!!!) and I always believed him. Well, fast forward say eight months or so, I didn’t believe him, just once. Did some digging, found out he was lying and had definitely cheated. He also cheated those other six times as well! Sooooo, basically, unless his story, your friends, and others around you all back up both him and his iron-clad excuse, he’s probably cheating. Men are great!!!

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Dear Carlizzi,

I want to ask a girl on a date. Where should we go?                                                                                                                                Sincerely, LookingForLove<3  

Dear LookingForLove<3,

In our wonderful city of Macon, the possibilities are endless. Other than dinner and a movie there’s about nowhere else to go. We do have some quality restaurants, such as Golden Corral and McDonald’s, but if you have some cash to spend I suggest going big and splurging at Applebee’s or maybe even Natalia’s (they’re about equal though). As far as the movies, we have one theater so that shouldn’t be too hard; I suggest a dram-com, girls love those! If those ideas are too mainstream, I suggest wandering downtown or going to a park. But be sure not to talk to strangers or help the man find his dog. This is very important in our amazingly safe city. Good luck to you kind sir, if you plan this all out I sure hope she at least says yes!